We Have To Pass Obamacare To See What’s In The Bill

I’m sure that when the founding fathers labored relentlessly for days, weeks and months to pound out a system of government of the people and by the people, this is exactly what Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, James Madison, Ben Franklin, George Washington and all the rest had in mind.

And by God this certainly deserves the Black Bear Blog Horse Excrement Award!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Obama Hires Man Responsible For Bringing $4.7 Billion In Lawsuits Against Feds

The man behind countless lawsuits filed against the U.S. Government for fringe radical groups Defenders of Wildlife and Earthjustice, has been hired by President Barack Hussein Obama to serve in the Justice Department to defend those very lawsuits. What could possibly go wrong?

Trying to find the one word that describes this administration is impossible – corrupt, ignorant, radical, destructive, blind, deaf, evil, insane, criminal. There just isn’t one word to describe it.

For all the details on this unbelievable move by a complete fool (Obama), visit Western Institute for Study of the Environment.

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Harry Reid Says It’s Good News That 36,000 People Lost Their Jobs

According to the warnings put out by the Barack “The Fool” Obama’s White House (is that name racial? White House?) the blizzards of this winter was going to skew the unenjoyment figures. So, just think if it wasn’t for global warming millions of people would have found work……………..or something. They might save that one for next week.

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Cabela’s Targeted by National Animal Rights Group

*Editor’s Note* This is the U.S. Sportsman’s Alliance approach in addressing the actions of the fringe, extremist organization, Defenders of Wildlife, in lying about Cabela’s supporting “wolf-killing competitions”. My version was a bit different. I just call DOW “Pond Scum“. We each have our own style.

(Columbus) – One of the nation’s largest anti-hunting groups, Defenders of Wildlife, have taken aim at Cabela’s Inc. with a misguided and misleading public relations campaign designed to raise money to fund its efforts against outdoor sports.

According to an action alert posted by Defenders, the group accused Cabela’s of sponsoring three so-called “wolf-killing competitions” in Idaho. The group also attacked Cabela’s for the decision by the local paper in Sidney, Nebraska to not run an inflammatory ad against Cabela’s that Defenders had produced. It then went on to solicit funds to run the ad in other papers throughout the state.

The charges by Defenders are grossly misleading. Cabela’s did not sponsor any “wolf-killing” events. Rather, it provided $150 worth of products as a donation to the Sportsmen for Fish and Wildlife-Idaho organization. That group organized and conducted three local predator hunts in 2009. The hunts complied with all state and federal laws. Additionally, all available information indicates that no wolves were killed during the hunts.

Cabela’s has been a long-time supporter of legal hunting and fishing and has worked closely with state and federal wildlife agencies to conserve wildlife populations. They are renowned in the business world as a leader in conservation programs and ethic. By contrast, Defenders has been one of the leaders in an effort to keep the Northern Rocky Mountain wolf population on the Endangered Species List despite the recovery of their population and reasonable management plans designed by state officials.

“Defenders of Wildlife is attempting to tarnish the reputation of one of the most wildlife conscious companies in the world,” said Bud Pidgeon, U.S. Sportsmen’s Alliance president and CEO. “Sportsmen should show their support by visiting a local Cabela’s and let them know that you appreciate their efforts and are not fooled by the antis’ propaganda.”

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Because Bush Was In White House 8 Years, Obama Can’t Pronounce Words

I’m not sure under what category I should list this. It’s either “stupid human tricks” or “the absurd”. Regardless, can anybody tell me what means, “corpse man”? Obama stated the word twice in his “prayer” breakfast speech. And does he sound a bit slurry in this audio bite?

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Wolves Can Magically Create A Garden Of Eden

This story deserves the recognition of a Black Bear Blog Golden Horse Excrement Award. (I don’t just give these to anybody.)

Wolves are such a wonderful animal. As a matter of fact, they are so wonderful they actually have been given “supernatural powers” just as Ed Bangs, head wolf recovery man for the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, declared the other day. Of course Bangs was referring to us nut jobs who think wolves need strict management and control. He thinks we are motivated by fear.

Daniel Licht, a wildlife biologist thinks wolves are so supernatural they can magically transform our National Parks and other wild places into gardens of Eden. His theory is that if a park has too many deer or elk, just bring in a few wolves, tell them to “stay” and then give them a grocery list of how many deer they must kill in order to “balance” that particular ecosystem. And we mustn’t forget that these magical wolves, as intelligent as they are, will only select out the weak and sickly deer. I’m sure if given proper instructions, the wolves can select and kill the best breeding deer in that park as well.

Such wonderful animals these wolves. For the life of me I can’t understand why settlers from years gone by would have wanted to kill off all the wolves. Puzzling really. I guess this is just an example of how man, as cavemanish as he was, didn’t understand the wolf and hadn’t a clue as to its magical powers to transform landscapes in natural items of beauty.

Got too many elk? Import a few wolves and within a short period of time, your state and city parks can be magically transformed into vast stretches of land needing no management or care-taking. The wolves will do it.

If we ignorant humans had only learned this wonderful feature that comes as standard equipment on all wolves a long time ago, think of the millions of dollars we could have saved by employing wolves. As a matter of fact, I think Licht’s ideas are so good, reasonable and certainly backed by science (much like global warming) that dumping a few wolves in other places across the country should take high priority. I was thinking four wolves in Central Park, three on the Boston Common, a couple at the Washington Mall and certainly at least a half dozen in San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park. That should turn those places into a magical kingdom. Ah, the power of the wolf.

I hope most of you have figured out by now that I’m kidding. However, Daniel Licht is not. He actually is advocating that we import wolves into areas where deer and elk have overgrazed. He actually thinks if you used birth control and a few waves of the magic wand, wolves will stay put and kill off the unwanted deer and elk that are eating too much vegetation. What could possibly go wrong?

Licht’s idea is a reflection of the absolute nonsense being thrown around as science today. If this is the trash being taught in our schools, they need to be shut down. He says that the good things the wolves will do far outweigh the bad things. In all honesty, I know of no good things a wolf can do but there is a laundry list of all the negatives that such a radical and preposterous idea would create.

First off, you can’t control wolves. Just the thought that somehow you could convince a couple of wolves to stay in one area for the sole purpose of killing a few deer and elk is insane. Second, birth control is not effective and has never been proven to work. Toss that theory out the window.

Third, wolves carry disease. We already have found out that two-thirds of all the wolves tested in Idaho and Montana are carrying worms that can cause hydatid disease. They can carry rabies, neospora caninum, brucellosis, the list is a mile long.

Fourth, wolves have no place living near where humans live and frequent. Perverted thinking allows for a chance for humans to “view” wolves at work. Oooooooh, it’s sooooooooooooooo natural you know!

You know, I could go on and on but it is a waste of my time. This is the most ridiculous proposal I have ever heard in my life and any scientists (real ones) who would actually entertain this notion belong in a nut house.

Importing a small number of animals “as a stewardship tool … is counter to 100 years of wildlife management in America,” he says. “It’s going to take a different paradigm” – as well as a fair amount of money to build fences, attach tracking collars and provide contraceptives to keep the wolves from spreading to places where they’re not wanted.

Give me a break!

Tom Remington

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Whacked Out PETA Says Replace Groundhog With Robot

They are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo smart!

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Beer For My Men, Whiskey For My Horses – Worth $96 Million

As our culture morphs into something that might even resemble Planet of the Apes, animals are more deserving than people. Our beloved Interior Secretary, Ken Salazar, thinks we need to take 37,000 surplus wild horses and move them someplace where there’s better feeding grounds (perhaps in your backyard) at a measly price tag of $96 million (No, contrary to what some in Detroit think, Obama does NOT have a secret stash).

We have an overgrown population of protected wild horses and our Secretary wants to move them to someplace where they can eat and breed some more and overrun that area too? Smart, real smart. God forbid we kill a horse to spare some range for cattle to graze on. I mean, what do we need cattle for in this country? Can we eat from Obama’s secret stash of food?

“We have a very huge problem in America today, and that is that we have out of control populations of wild horses and burros on our public lands,” Salazar said during a Wednesday conference call. “And it’s a problem that has been simmering and growing over time, and it’s time for us to land on a long-term solution.”

I thought all the “asses” were in Washington?

Hey, here’s an idea. How about a cheap bullet to the head or better yet, don’t they use horses for glue or something? In case anyone else hadn’t noticed, because nobody in Washington has bothered to leave their plush offices yet, we have a few million people out of work, the dollar is tanking, the world is considering ditching the dollar for such things as buying oil, banks are going bust, people are losing their homes and another Washington bureaucrat, spurned on by the animal lovers, wants to dump $96 million dollars to move 37,000 horse. Brilliant, I say, absolutely brilliant.

But wait that’s not all. If you act today you’ll get a free dose of ignorance. That’s right. No need to be concerned about what we are going to do with 37,000 horses. Salazar doesn’t know what he’s going to do with them but by golly he knows it will cost $96 million. Act now! If you would like to sell your land to the United States Government for keeping horses call now. If you don’t act immediately, government may come knocking on your door demanding you give them your land. You are nothing. They need land for totally useless wild horses.

It’s insane, isn’t it?

Wild horse advocacy groups are incensed by the new proposal, saying that the horses should be free to roam their traditional habitat in the West.

Then let the horses suffer the consequences of roaming their traditional habitat. They are eating up the grazing and there’s not enough water. Let them starve to death and contract disease. That’s how Mother Nature handles such problems. Where’s the “natural” wildlife management all these animal lovers rave about. But horses are so pretty!

There is some sensibility that exists out there. Randall O’Toole, a senior fellow at the libertarian Cato Institute said:

“I think we ought to go out and machine-gun them,” O’Toole said in an interview with CNSNews.com. “They’re not good for the land, they’re not good for our economy, they’re not good for taxpayers, they’re just good for 13-year-old girls to think about.”

GASP! The idea! O’Toole must be a….well, he must be a something. You can’t disagree with policy without being labeled a racists, a pedophile or something.

What the heck! The federal government owns or controls about 27.5% of the land mass of the United States, we might as well keep buying up more for the animals. They deserve it. Displace Ma and Pa Kettle, that’s alright. It’s for the horses you know.

Nobody in Washington cares one iota for what’s NOT in your wallet. We have become so used to talking in millions of dollars that billions have flown by and now it’s trillions. With that broad scope of intellect drooling in the aisles of Washington, then by God what’s a measly $96 million.

They shoot horses don’t they?

Tom Remington

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2016 Olympics Will Mark End Of The World Because Of Global Warming

Sayonara, Baby! It now comes all rushing back to me, somehow! President Obama and his wife, who’s doing it for the kids, are in Copenhagen to push for the 2016 Olympic Games to be held there because it may be the last Olympic Games of mankind! The world won’t last long enough for another games in 2020 according to Tokyo governor Shintaro Ishihara.

Sad but true! Oh, I don’t mean that the world is coming to an end because of man’s lack of “doing something about it” global warming. I mean it’s sad and very unfortunate that a human being, especially one in a position of authority can be so loosely molded together. One would think Gov. Ishihara had taken Al Gore’s advice and invested all his money in GE stock.

Tom Remington

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Now Someone’s Going To Tell Us What Kind Of Toilet Paper To Use?

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Crack Kills – Moose Dies After Falling Into Small Crevasse

These photos showed up in my inbox this morning.

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Congress To Keep Spending Millions To Brag About Their Own Incompetence

Stop the world and let me off! Insanity they say is repeating the same process over and over hoping for a different result. Ignorance is repeating the same process over and over knowing nothing will ever change. Congress votes to continue spending millions of dollars to build and erect signs to place on our highways to alert taxpayers the they robbed you of $787 billion dollars in what that deem a “stimulus” package to save our economy. How’s that working out by the way?

I simply don’t get it! I really don’t and I’ve tried. This summer I drove to Maine – my usual 2 month hiatus in the woods of Maine. In August I made the return trip. During these trips and some shorter ones I took while in Maine, is where I first witnessed these insane signs plastered along highways letting me know my stimulus money is at work. Like I didn’t know this.

I keep asking myself, are we this stupid? When I see this, it tells me the entire stimulus effort is a farce. It’s a political farce. Only a moron, and evidently there are at least 52 in the U.S. Senate, would piss off a few million dollars in an attempt to somehow elevate their own status by building and erecting signs for this purpose.

Doug Powers, writing on Michelle Malkin’s blog, has a great suggestion.

If we insist on paying money for signs bragging about where money is being wasted, how about a few million to put up some “Buffoon at Work” signs outside some Senate offices? If there’s a more necessary make-work program, I have yet to see it.

I’m waiting to see who the first idiot is who says that hiring a company to make the signs and put them up is part of the stimulus plan. Come on! Bring it on!

Tom Remington

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Aerosmith Guitarist Joe Perry Handles “Phallic-Looking Weapons”

I kid you not! Here we have PETA (people for eating tasty animals…no wait, that’s not right.) displaying their radical perversions, as usual, questioning Joe Perry’s manhood because in an interview with Outdoor Life magazine, he said he liked hunting. Here’s what the deranged Lisa Lange of PETA had to say about Joe:

“People who take out their aggressions and frustrations on helpless animals are usually compensating for other shortcomings in their life,” said Lange. “We don’t know how Joe measures up, but it’s interesting that he seems to feel so satisfied when he’s handling long phallic-looking weapons.”

We all now know that Ms. Lange really wants to be a guy so she can handle those “phallic-looking” things! Talk about perverted!

I met Joe Perry one time, as I did the whole Aerosmith band individually, and I can’t say I noticed anything unusual about Joe but Stevie Tyler, now that’s a whole other subject.

Now that I think about it, ever since I met Joe Perry I can’t seem to want to put down my “weapon”.

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Getting Rid Of People Cheapest Way To Combat Global Warming

Not that this story really has any bearing on global warming because we are all going to freeze to death soon, but it’s the idea that we as humans have become so consumed with global warming, as caused by man, that we actually consider that getting rid of man is the cheapest way to reduce carbon dioxide emissions.

The United Nations, whom we all love and trust with our lives, says that 40% of all pregnancies in the world are unintended. We also realize that everyone we send to Washington was a mistake but we don’t seriously considered killing them all off………do we?

So, the answer to our man-made global warming problems is simple. Just stop those unwanted pregnancies……..er, before or after? Gosh! It didn’t say exactly now did it? But is that really the cheapest way? Sounds to me like there’s a lot of money involved with planning parenthood and getting rid of unwanted babies. Isn’t is cheaper just to start getting rid of anyone beyond a useful age? Depending of course on what part of the globe you come from. A bullet or a hypo needle I think is a lot cheaper than all that other stuff.

If we formulated a plan it could be kind of like a quota system depending on how much CO2 we need to reduce. If we are having a good year, meaning reduced CO2s, more older people would have a chance to live. If we also factored in handicapped people, both mentally and physically, the older citizens of better health could be spared. What good is a high maintenance kid? Too much CO2 to worry about.

Hopefully this action – we could call it Cap and Kill – would resolve our global warming problems.

But wait, wait, wait! Global cooling has now taken over the planet. This must mean now we need to find ways to put more people on this planet to increase the carbon output in order to warm us back up. Think of the prospects of twice as many politicians having to go to Washington.

We need to act now!

Tom Remington

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The King Of Pop Is Alive!

Are you serious?

Here’s a video and a caption that goes with it.

This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it´s real and Michael is alive.

This should help bolster the estate coffers and keep that money rolling in.

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