Huckabee The Target Of Hunting And Religious Ridicule
It’s to be expected when you are running for president of these here United States. But multiply that substantially when you just come off winning the Iowa caucus heading into New Hampshire as the front runner. Let’s face it, when your a nobody, nobody cares. Lead the pack and you’re a target.
Mike Huckabee, former governor of Arkansas has too very large targets on his back, at least so far, and everyone is taking aim. One target has a Bible in the middle of it. Huckabee is a Baptist minister and well, we know how this religion thing sits with some people. The other target has a hunting rifle in it. Mr. Huckabee likes to hunt.
One person has taken it upon himself to doubly ridicule and poke fun at Huckabee because he talks to God while hunting. David Rossie in the Press and Sun-Bulletin finds time to share with readers about Huckabee’s friendship with God and the NRA.
He’s got two things going for him that helped decide the last two presidential elections. Like the current occupant of the White House, he says he is on intimate speaking terms with God, and given that he’s also an ordained Baptist parson, who’s to say he’s not? He is also much admired by the National Rifle Association. You want more? Try this: God not only talks to Huckabee, but he also tags along with him on his hunting trips.
Rossie goes on to explain how Huckabee shared with NRA members at a recent meeting an experience he had while hunting antelope in Wyoming. In his tale, he referenced God in ways that most people who make God a significant part of their lives. I think Rossie is obviously very uncomfortable with the idea that a person can actually be in communion with God. (Not that I know much of anything about Huckabee’s spiritual life. I’m talking about spirituality in general.)
But that’s alright. Not too many people these days are that way and those that aren’t seem to have a need to ridicule those who are.
There is one thing that these media people do need to learn though. When you take it upon yourself to poke fun of and ridicule someone for something they might have done or said, you better make sure you don’t end up making a fool of yourself out of ignorance.
Recently, Chris Matthews of MSNBC fame, tried his hardest to belittle Mike Huckabee because he went pheasant hunting in Iowa just prior to the Iowa caucuses. Out of Matthews’ ignorance, he made a fool of himself as he tried to convince his listeners that hunting was a prerequisite to being a member of the Republican party and of course he had to toss in the test of manhood garbage to boot.
But that wasn’t enough. Matthews showed the world his true colors as an elitist by nearly vomited at the prospects of Huckebee stating that he liked to shoot squirrels and eat them - cooked. The shame! I bet Matthews eats raw fish eggs and drinks bubbly quaff that tastes more like WD-40 than any kind of drink I would care about. But hey! To each his own, right?
We can always expect that someone is going to take pot shots at whomever they think is the biggest threat to them. Rossie, in a further attempt to poke fun of Huckabee says that the presidential hopeful has an unfair advantage and likened it to using steroids.
Well, there you are. Talk about divine intervention. My only concern is that in light of all that has been written about steroid and growth hormone use by athletes, the Landers Hunt people might slap an asterisk on the end of Huckabee’s award considering that he apparently had help not available to the other participants.
I’m sure Rossie knows the difference here but just in case let me try to explain something. Steroids and growth hormones are available to everyone but at a cost - money and legally. God is available to everyone with no cost or strings attached. Not only that, but having a relationship with God is legal, at least to this point in our country’s history. That may change. If Huckabee is perceived to have had a clear advantage because he conversed with God, the others have no excuses because the same phone line is open to them as well and it’s free. No excuses!
But like most things, I’m sure those who find no personal use for such things as faith, church, religion or talking to God on a regular basis, they will work hard to pass laws banning the practice.
In the end, Rossie gets his digs in in two ways. He first resorts to the old tried and proven tactic of instilling fear when you have no more facts to go on and the old faithful standby of pulling up the Dick Cheney references.
And this: “Another bird surfaced (surfaced?) and it flew and flew and flew. Right toward us. Pop! Pop! Pop! We ducked our heads and scattered. ‘That was too close,’ a cameraman said. Nobody was wearing orange anything. The hunting expert said the buckshot wouldn’t hurt us if it landed on our heads.”
Is it too much to ask that someone could explain to reporters and editors that not everything that comes out of the barrel of a shotgun is buckshot? Put it this way: If Oliphant had taken a single buckshot to the head, chances are he would not have been around to file his story.
But say this for Huckabee: He’s no Dick Cheney.
Obviously Rossie was not there nor does he understand what took place - or maybe he does. I think the so-called expert referred to, was explaining that when bird shot falls out of the sky it is pretty much harmless. Rossie wants to believe or at least wants his readers to believe that Huckabee’s shotgun blast was directed right at them and anyone standing in the direct line of fire probably wouldn’t come away looking too good.
So Mike Huckabee is not Dick Cheney? I guess with that I am left to fill in the blanks and you will too.
My advice to those seeking to make mockery out of political candidates is get some expert help before you make a bigger fool out of yourself than you are doing of them.
As the campaign continues and the battles heat up, we can expect more and more of this kind of thing as media people take a break from trying to figure out the issues.
Tom Remington
If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!
Posted on Sunday, January 6th, 2008
Under: Commentary/Opinion, Arkansas Hunting News, Hunting Politics | 21 Comments »




“Born on a mountain top in Tennessee.
Hunters and others should be aware of the symptoms they may find on deer suffering from the disease.
It was back in late 2003 or early 2004 when I first heard about the possibilities that scientists had rediscovered the existence of the ivory-billed woodpecker deep in the swamps of Arkansas. As a matter of fact, it was so long ago, by cyberspace standards, that the blog I did about it was on my first blog of which I never transfered the stories over to this format - regrettable.