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We Have Four Months To Live?

August 13, 2009


“Funny Bunny” Moon of the United Nations announced that we only have four months left before the destruction of the world begins unless we do something drastic about our man-made global warming. I think there is always the possibility that we have only four months left on this planet, especially with a president bent on the total dismantling of the United States Constitution and our economy but not because of some cockamamie man-made global warming scheme.

Further scientific proof that Funny Bunny Moon is full of hippity-hoppity, a new study shows that the UN’s claims of global warming have been exaggerated at least 6 times more than what might be consider realistic.

Ooops! “When the moon hits your eyes like a big sack of lies”.

Phew! I was considering starting smoking again because I only had four months to live!

Tom Remington

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7 Responses to “We Have Four Months To Live?”

  1. ar on August 13th, 2009 2:53 pm

    I moved from one half pack a day to two packs a day. (cough cough) I think I need compensation another car food stamps and a new hip, knees and eye.

    I have to sue the college I studied at. I didn’t learn anything and can’t find work.

  2. Greg Farber on August 13th, 2009 4:13 pm

    Maybe he is talking to them and not us..

    “It is not the function of our Government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the Government from falling into error.”

    -Justice Robert H. Jackson

    It was recently reported by essayist Jim Panyard, retired president and CEO of the Pennsylvania Manufacturers’ Association, that:

    “As of June 2009, 155 million people were laboring in the shrinking private sector of the American Empire with a per capita income of $39,751 and a per household income of $50,740.

    In addition to supporting themselves and their dependents on those earnings, they were also supporting:

    22.5 million government employees at the federal, state and local levels. The average pay of those on the federal government payroll is $75,419 this year, according to Econwatch. The story is much the same at the state and local levels. In Pennsylvania, for example, the average state employee has a pay package of about $68,000 per year, while the state’s household income is $48,576. (As an aside, there are only about 20 million jobs in the nation’s manufacturing and construction sectors, combined.)

    3.9 million welfare recipients

    46.5 million Social Security recipients, a number projected to rise to about 72 million in the next 20 years.

    14.7 million Americans drawing unemployment benefits, with that number expected to rise consistently in the foreseeable future.

    The productive sector workers are also paying for everything the Leviathan State does, such as wars, roads, Imperial adventures, private stadiums, bailouts, counterfeiting, ad infinitum. They also pick up the soaring tabs for 47 million Medicaid and 42 million Medicare recipients.”

    Panyard goes on to ask the question,

    “How can 155 million productive workers support themselves, nearly 100 million nonproductive others and a seemingly endless list of government endeavors?”

    Darn good question…

    The simple and obvious answer is, “They can’t.” The simple follow-up observation is, “They don’t have to keep trying to do so, either, nor should they.”

    I QUIT !!!!

    Maybe it is the losers who have four months to live…

  3. Tom Remington on August 13th, 2009 6:12 pm

    If something doesn’t give, it just might be 4 months and the quitters will rise in numbers further snowballing the problem.

  4. Greg Farber on August 15th, 2009 4:26 pm
  5. Bob Fanning on August 21st, 2009 3:11 am

    Now that I can make plans for the next 4 months; I went to a bunch of post dated check cashing joints and got enough $$$$ to buy a whole bunch of coke and some fine whores .
    What is the United Nations phone number so the collection process can be done in a fast and fair way.

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