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Nugent Unleashes Take-No-Prisoners Political Manifesto

October 3, 2008


Hunter and Rock Star Extraordinaire Ted Nugent

Is Cocked, Locked, and Ready to Rock

Washington, D.C.—America needs one strong voice during this chaotic election season, and Ted Nugent is answering the call. The Nuge is back with Ted, White, and Blue: The Nugent Manifesto, and he tells it like it is, with his no-holds-barred plan to attack the problems gutting our country, from taxes and welfare to health care and immigration.

“I adamantly believe that one determined man or woman cannot be stopped. Let’s get it on. America needs us now more than ever.” With overwhelming enthusiasm and non-stop energy, Ted takes on America’s controversial topics with the same dogged determination it takes to track and hunt an elusive white-tail deer. A passionate patriot as well as a fervent supporter of individual rights, Ted encourages Americans to stand up to government control with a “We the People” attitude instead of “We the Sheeple” in all parts of their lives.

Ted takes it all on in Ted, White, and Blue, including:

✮ Ted’s Take on Big Government: Here’s a common-sense idea born of freedom and liberty: every new law passed by Congress must eliminate five other laws previously passed.

✮ Ted’s Take on Energy Independence: Go ahead, nuke my day. Thirty years from now when I play my 12,000th concert, I want my amplifiers powered completely by nuclear energy.

✮ Ted’s Take on Success: The only things you need in America to be successful and happy are a dream, a dedicated work ethic, and an alarm clock. Everything else is elementary.

✮ Ted’s Take on Illegal Immigration: The Nugent household has never had any invaders. No unauthorized persons have ever made it through our borders, or for that matter, ever even attempted it. We give off, shall we say, a vibe that such criminal activity has, shall we say, consequences.

Ted Nugent is an American icon, with over 35 million albums sold and more media face-time than most active politicians. Ted Nugent Spirit of the Wild television show continues to be Outdoor Channel’s #1 Hunting Show year after year. He is an award-winning writer for more than forty publications, and author of the New York Times bestseller God, Guns, and Rock ’n’ Roll, as well as Kill It and Grill It, BloodTrails II, and now, Ted, White, and Blue: The Nugent Manifesto. In 2008, he celebrated the most successful tour of his career with Operation Rolling Thunder, setting attendance records in America and Europe, and performing his 6,000th concert.

Posted by Tom Remington

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6 Responses to “Nugent Unleashes Take-No-Prisoners Political Manifesto”

  1. G MOCK on October 4th, 2008 8:57 am

    Thank you Uncle Ted…….

  2. Eric Rife on October 7th, 2008 3:38 am

    You know what’s most admirable about Ted Nugent? That he outsmarted the U.S. government!

    When he was playing with the Amboy Dukes, he got his draft notice. If he didn’t think quick, his ass might have been sent over to Vietnam. So what did he do?

    In a 1977 interview with High Times magazine, Ted Nugent had this to say about his pending induction …

    “I got 30 days’ notice of the physical,” Nugent told them. “I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. My pants got crusted up.”

    Oh man, isn’t that hilarious? How fucking cool is that? Ted Nugent shit his pants to avoid the draft! HAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s amazing! Because, you know, who would want to give up the rock and roll lifestyle to go fight a war?

    Of course, Nugent now says he “made up the story” and that he actually had a “student deferment.”

    But c’mon Ted! Don’t sell yourself short! You should be proud of the fact that you managed to get yourself off the hook! Oh sure, some people might suggest you pussed out when you could have stepped up, but who cares what they say, right? They’re all commie raghead terrorists!

    Or how about Ted threatening the lives of two presidential candidates? WOW! That’s soooooooooooooo cool! I saw this magazine article last month that said …

    “Decked out in full-on camouflage hunting gear, Nugent wielded two machine guns while raging, ‘Obama, he’s a piece of shit. I told him to suck on my machine gun. Hey Hillary,’ he continued. ‘You might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch.’

    Whoa! Way to go Ted!

  3. jes on October 7th, 2008 7:04 am

    Eric Rife, some people grow up….evidently, you never did!

  4. Gregg on November 1st, 2008 8:19 pm

    Ted Nugent is overcompensating and embarassing.

  5. Bea on November 1st, 2008 9:45 pm

    Ted is a flaming hypocrit. I went to a few of his Amboy Dukes “jam sessions” two streets down from where I grew up — in Detroit — I could name the exact street but I won’t. He was heavy into drugs I can tell you that and they messed up his brain.

  6. Bea on November 1st, 2008 9:52 pm

    If Obama had avoided the draft like Ted Nugent did, this blog would be on it like a fly on shi– !

    But, hey, since it’s Ted Nugent, and we agree with his worldview, then his draft dodging was OK!

    But not Bill Clinton’s draft dodging — that was NOT OK.

    Hypocrisy abounds………..

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