Joke of the Evening

December 21, 2005

A couple of Maine hunters are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy starts to panic, then
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He frantically blurts out to the operator,
“O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He’s Dead! What can I do?”

The operator, trying to calm him says,
“Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The Mainer comes back on the line and says, “OK, now what?”

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Got any fun hunting or fishing jokes? Let us know and we’ll post em…

Steven Remington